$ROBOINU · sim-to-paw protocol

A shiba that learned to walk in 4,096 worlds.

Roboinu is a meme coin with a robot mind. One quadruped pup is trained in thousands of parallel physics simulations running on GPUs, then moved into one real robot body. Holders vote on what it learns next.

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Live lab

Thirty-two pups, one brain, zero coordination at first.

Every cell is a separate simulated world running the same policy. Early on they wobble and faceplant. Each training epoch nudges the shared brain, and the whole pack starts to trot. Boost the GPUs and watch it happen.

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Toy simulation running in your browser. The real pipeline does the same thing with full physics on GPU clusters.

Sim-to-paw

From a million falls to one clean trot.

Robots learn the way puppies do: by falling a lot. GPUs let us run those falls in parallel, so years of practice fit into an afternoon.

STEP 01

Simulate

Thousands of copies of the pup spawn in randomized worlds: slippery floors, stairs, carpets, rogue tennis balls.

STEP 02

Train

Every step is scored. Good trots get rewarded, faceplants don't. One shared neural policy improves from all worlds at once.

STEP 03
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Deploy

The trained brain is flashed into a physical robot dog. If it walks on day one, the sim did its job.

Skill tree

Holders pick the next trick.

Each season the community votes on one skill. The winning trick gets the GPU time, and the pup learns it live on stream.

Season 1 poll

Tap a skill to cast a test vote. Example numbers, not a live count.

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Roadmap

Boot, train, walk, fetch.

Four phases, in order. Each one ships something you can watch.

Phase 1

Boot

  • Launch $ROBOINU
  • Community + memes
  • This site
Phase 2

Sim

  • Public training stream
  • Weekly policy drops
  • Faceplant highlight reels
Phase 3

Skills

  • Holder-voted tricks
  • Season skill tree
  • Pup naming vote
Phase 4

Body

  • Policy on a real robot dog
  • First IRL walk on stream
  • Fetch, eventually
Join the pack

Every holder is a trainer.

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